Roast My Aesthetic
Six quick questions about your closet, your shopping habits, and how long getting dressed actually takes — mapped to one of four style archetypes, each with its own roast and a real named color palette.
The four types
The Maximalist, Quiet Luxury, The Chaotic Thrifter, and The Try-Hard Minimalist. Whichever type you lean toward most across the quiz becomes your result.
Is the palette real?
Yes — each result comes with four actual named colors you can reuse for a mood board, a room, or anything else. The roast is just for fun; the palette is the part you keep.